I am now part of the Crackberry Mafia

Yes, that above contraption is my new portable nightmare! It was purchased on Monday and I have just figured out how to actually answer a freaking call with it. I was told to give myself at least 2 weeks to get used to the touch screen and functions but I am in desperate need of a full on tutorial. So if anyone wants to teach me how to use this thing and put in all my contacts, work info, etc into it, beers are on me! Haha...I really am excited about it, just frustrated right now as I can't do anything cool with it :)